As our 30
th birthday is coming up soon, we thought we'd entertain you with some birthday jokes, puzzles and facts!
Here's a conundrum for you...
When asked about his birthday, a man said:
"The day before yesterday I was only 25 and next year I will turn 28."
This is true only one day in a year - when was he born?
Scroll down to the foot of this post for the solution.
Birthday jokes:
Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A: A birthday pheasant!
Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?
A: He shellabrates!
Q: What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A: Thanks. I'll never part with it!
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Birthday Facts:
People in Britain send more than 300 million birthday cards a year.
Shirley Temple received 135,000 presents for her eighth birthday.
In the 19
th century, a popular 21st birthday present was to have all your teeth removed and replaced with a set of dentures.
Conundrum solution: He was born on December 31st and spoke about it on January 1st.
Image courtesy of Stuart Miles / FreeDigitalPhotos.net
As our 30th birthday is coming up soon, we thought we'd entertain you with some birthday jokes, puzzles and facts!
Here's a conundrum for you...
When asked about his birthday, a man said:
"The day before yesterday I was only 25 and next year I will turn 28."
This is true only one day in a year - when was he born?
Scroll down to the foot of this post for the solution.
Birthday jokes:
Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A: A birthday pheasant!
Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?
A: He shellabrates!
Q: What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A: Thanks. I'll never part with it!
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Birthday Facts:
People in Britain send more than 300 million birthday cards a year.
Shirley Temple received 135,000 presents for her eighth birthday.
In the 19th century, a popular 21st birthday present was to have all your teeth removed and replaced with a set of dentures.
Conundrum solution: He was born on December 31st and spoke about it on January 1st.
Image courtesy of Stuart Miles / FreeDigitalPhotos.net
